October 2011
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clientsfromhell:
Client: “I’m looking at using a combined Blue & Red color that is neither Blue or Red. I would appreciate it if you could check with a few printing experts to see if they can suggest anything.”
Me: “Purple. You—you mean purple.”
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Raj from big bang on craig ferguson is the greatest thing ever.
Craig was showing him his feet.
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I was talking with this ultra-conservative kid in my school today, and he actually thought that Colbert was a conservative.
He was amazed when I told him he was a liberal.
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If You Have Some Money and Want to Save A... →
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Repeat of last night?
Probably.
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I love using big words to sound smart....I mean,... →
Except for when, you know, you use the word “idiom” incorrectly.
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I’m a molotov cocktail, your Dom Perignon
Baby, what’s that confused look in your eyes?
What I’m trying to say is that
I burn down buildings, while you sit on a shelf inside of them.
You call the cops on the looters and pie throwers.
They call it class war, I call them co-conspirators.
That awkward shiver I always get.
toocooltobehipster:
People laugh. It’s a problem.
When my generation parties, we do it 25,000...
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Damn, being the responsible one at a party is hard.
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