“We’re a camera store in need of a new image, and we’ve noticed that a lot of “indie” kids are buying expensive cameras. How much would it cost to just make a life-sized poster of Micheal Cera, with the words (alternating lower and upper case?) “No one understands you…except you” underneath.”—(via clientsfromhell)
“You may form your super PAC and proceed.”—The Federal Election Commission, approving a bid by “Colbert Report” host Stephen Colbert to set up a super PAC, allowing him to raise and spend unlimited amounts of money on the 2012 elections. (via officialssay)
“Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That’s the kind of spirit that I have, too.”—Rep. Michele Bachmann, kicking off her presidential campaign in Waterloo, Iowa—and trying to make reference to American movie star John Wayne. But the John Wayne she was thinking of was from Winterset, Iowa, as the Washington Times notes. Serial killer John Wayne Gacy was from Waterloo.
HAHA daniel i saw that picture from ipswich you posted
i'd just like to tell you that i do, in fact, know where that house is.
also you can read my poetry when we're at maryland (!)
i CaNt WaIt To SeE yOu <33333