July 2011
81 posts
“Some guys get into trouble traveling without their wives. I get into trouble...”
– Brooklyn borough president Marty Markowitz, upon being fined $20,000 by New York City’s Conflicts of Interest Board for accepting travel expenses for his wife on overseas trips. (via officialssay)
“Fuck Macaulay Culkin, never going home alone.”
– Childish Gambino
The Teen Suicide Epidemic in Michele Bachmann's...
motherjones:
The first was TJ. Then came Samantha, Aaron, Nick, and Kevin. Over the past two years, a total of nine teenagers have committed suicide in a Minnesota school district represented by Rep. Michele Bachmann—the latest in May—and many more students have attempted to take their lives. State public health officials have labeled the area a “suicide contagion area” because of the...
“I opened my Doritos bag upside down and I’m very disappointed with myself.”
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
6 Harry Potter Films According to Someone Who... →
cracked:
Close enough.
This is hilarious.
