Some guys get into trouble traveling without their wives. I get into trouble...– Brooklyn borough president Marty Markowitz, upon being fined $20,000 by New York City’s Conflicts of Interest Board for accepting travel expenses for his wife on overseas trips. (via officialssay)
Fuck Macaulay Culkin, never going home alone.– Childish Gambino
The Teen Suicide Epidemic in Michele Bachmann's...
motherjones: The first was TJ. Then came Samantha, Aaron, Nick, and Kevin. Over the past two years, a total of nine teenagers have committed suicide in a Minnesota school district represented by Rep. Michele Bachmann—the latest in May—and many more students have attempted to take their lives. State public health officials have labeled the area a “suicide contagion area” because of the...
I opened my Doritos bag upside down and I’m very disappointed with myself.– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
6 Harry Potter Films According to Someone Who... →
cracked: Close enough. This is hilarious.