hipsterdinosaurs: I can’t give you my heart because my heart is in the cards
Freedom is not enough. You do not wipe away the scars of centuries. You do not...– Lyndon B. Johnson (via wretchedoftheearth) Reblogging for relevance (via wretchedoftheearth)
laughingnancy: colfersaurusrex: I’m going to...
When gays get so angry about a chicken sandwich, it is because Chick-fil-A has...– Conor Gaughan - “We Are Not Arguing Over Chicken” (Huffington Post) God damn it, there should be anger. We, as decent people, straight or gay, should all be angry. (via inothernews)
You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and...– -On Presidential Doodlers Said alligator: (via thedancingtoast)
“Our most well-known alumni might just be a tie between Martin Luther King Jr. and Jenna Marbles”’ - My tour guide at Boston University
commanderballsshepard: shavingryansprivates: it’s so weird when people’s voices don’t match their faces
Who’d have thought that virtually everything I ever said in my life would be on...– Oscar Wilde (via early-onset-of-night)
If you love EDM read this. It's powerful! →
Remember when that black guy killed that white guy and Fox News did a one-hour...– Andy Borowitz, on Sean Hannity’s interview with George Zimmerman (via reallyfoxnews)
FUCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKC. I forgot about the Of Monsters and Men competition yesterday since I was out all day and now I fell back to 11th place which means I don’t get the tickets whyyyyyyyy
so i’m in 6th place in the of monsters and men concert competition right now and the top 10 people get vip tickets to the show in nyc and i’m really excited because i might get to go holy shit what is life
aloneinthetardiss: Juanes—A Dios Le Pido
singalazysongbeneaththesun: Whenever I listen to my music with my headphones, I like to think that someone has the superpower to tune into what people are listening to and they hear my music and think, “wow this person has fabulous music taste” I know I do, magic music eavesdropper I know
theoldveins: hey let’s play whERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM
imactuallyunderyourbed: nearlyascuteasyou: Remember after prom when we searched for this video by looking up “girl plays with webcam”? This is still great.