averypotterurl: there is nothing more depressing than the night after finishing a show that you’ve been marathoning and just feeling a gaping void in your heart like all of your friends just left Even more depressing: Waking up and realizing that all of your friends actually did leave, and you’re all alone because you don’t leave for college until Jesus comes down from the heavens...
colfersaurusrex: The sexual tension between shovel and pail
brooksoglesby: currently writing a dystopian novel about how the next generation of politicians will cater to the 90s kid demographic “I believe that there are only 150 true pokemon. any true 90s kid voter would agree” “that may be true, mr. president, but can you recite all the lyrics to the fresh prince of bel-air theme song?”
THE HEAVENS ARE FUCKING RAINING DOWN UPON ME
This is why I can never work in government:... →
hannahorvath: Kristen Stewart Dropped from ‘Snow White’ Sequel Plans (Exclusive) Okay, so Kristen Stewart cheats on her boyfriend, who she is not married to, not engaged to, has no real legal bond to, and her career suffers. This is not the first movie she has been rumored to be dropped…
ghostisborn: I’m always so proud of myself when I’m able to abstain from making hilarious but potentially offensive facebook comments.
dersitequeen: i cant go back to school i still need to stop kony
My school compensates for starting so late by...
e-ba: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
butlerusk: fireprincesszuko: im a complete sucker for blue eyes they’re just so perfect ugh
slowbrony: dont go to walmart.com if you are faint of heart